Random Country Song Lyrics

I met her on probation at McDonald's
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
I knew deep down I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with her dentist;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.


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