I met her on the highway in September
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.