I met her incognito ridin' shotgun
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
A Klingon said I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her dentist;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.