I met her in Sheboygan in September
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
I knew deep down I'd salivate forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in my Edsel;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.