I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
She asked me if I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd run off at her health club;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.