I met her in the Stone Age with joggers
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili in her muu-muu,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
My hamster thought I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with my best friend;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.